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牛刀小试(第二部分)

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  * Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers use more
    parentheses than actual code.
 
   真正的程序员不用lisp编程。只有女人气的程序员才会用的括号比代码还多。
    for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear
    neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.
    真正的程序员鄙视结构化编程。结构化编程是让过早被训练怎样上厕所
    的强迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好领带,然后小心翼翼
    地在另一张书桌上削铅笔。
  * Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was
    invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
 
   真正的程序员鄙视浮点运算。十进制是为蠢人而发明的。
  * Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all
in
    every Real Program. Some candyass architectures won't allow EXECUTE
    instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target
    instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions.
  
  真正的程序员深谙指令之间的细微差别,而且非在写的每一个程序中
    都体现出来不可。有些编译器不允许EXECUTE指令象对目标指令那样
    对另一个EXECUTE指令寻址。真正的程序员对这种限制熟记于心。
  * Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys who
    can't choose between Cobol and Fortran.
    真正的程序员不用PL/I。PL/I是让偎依在妈妈身边的小男孩在无法
    从cobol和pascal中选择时用的。
  * Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of
    course, they are the Chief Programmer.
    能摆平那些有心智缺陷的人,比如那些资深的策划者(他们很爱“教导”
    程序员们)。

  * Real programmers ignore schedules.
    真正的程序员不按日程表办事。
  * Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending
    machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it,
they
    don't eat it.
    真正的程序员不带午餐上班。有得吃就吃,没得吃就饿着。
  * Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
    真正的程序员在冒险和滋事时脑子最聪明。
  * Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
    真正的程序员用C,因为C是最容易拼的语言,只有一个字母。

  * Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers, who needs symbols.
    真正的程序员不用符号化的调试器,因为它竟需要符号。
  * Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
    真正的程序员只诅咒死气沉沉的东西。
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