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【笑话】传说中的八级英语。。。怕了吧?(应该真实)

发表于2004/7/17 1:48:00  909人阅读



一天在某国的中国公司的前台MM有急事要离开一会儿,左看右看,大家都在玩游戏,只有一位职员MM比较清闲,便请她帮忙,职员MM觉的自己的英语还可以便答应了。前台MM刚走就来了位顾客。。。

职员MM:“Hello.”

  顾客:“Hi.”

  职员MM:“You have what thing?”

  顾客:“Can you speak english?”

  职员MM:“If I not speak english, I just speak what?”

  顾客:“Can anybody else speak english?”

  职员MM:“You yourself look look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  顾客:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

  职员MM:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  顾客:“I want to speak to your head.”

  职员MM:“Head not zai. You tomorrow zai come!”
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